2 months ago
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"I love that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) might force people to strip down before getting on a plane. What about making people strip down before they go onto a public bus? Dipshits."
- James Harmon
3 months ago
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OMGzrrrz it’s teh online pRedAtOr!!
3 months ago
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Angela explains sex to Ellie using the horse as an example
Angela: See this?
Ellie: Yeah.
Angela: That's exactly what men have. They stick it in the women. I've seen mom and dad do it. It looks like it hurts.
Ellie: Why do they do it then?
Angela: It's a rule. You have to.
Ellie: I don't wanna do it.
Angela: Well if you don't do it by the time you're 21 you start getting smaller.
Ellie: How come?
Angela: Cuz there's certain vitamins and I don't know but I've seen people like that. They're mom's age and they're as small as you.
-Angela (1995) film
Notes: 45 / 3 months ago
from eifersucht (originally from ewryan)
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Funny ad campaign. It should be enforced regularly.
Notes: 2082 / 3 months ago
from eifersucht (originally from monkeyknifefight)
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Memorable moments from the Addam’s Family:
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
Notes: 1446 / 3 months ago
from msainesey (originally from fuckyeahhappy)
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Why commas are so important…
Notes: 92 / 4 months ago
from eifersucht (originally from brouillon)
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The truth about Christianity. LOL
4 months ago
from bookmarklet
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"Military Intelligence…now there’s a contradiction in terms."
- Good Morning Vietnam